In the world of Chinese Medicine, if you want to detox, try an UNDA. Or, in some cases, three or four. Then, pray for progress.
UNDA numbers, a homeopathically prepared low-dose of plants and minerals, drain impurities on a cellular level. Each number targets a different organ or organs. Some stimulate. Some calm. All encourage healing--particularly in stressed, overworked, chronically ill bodies.
Finding your perfect combination of UNDAs is a bit like being Goldilocks; testing vial after vial, until you find the right one. Through a process called muscle testing, you hold small vials of compound and "resist" as the practitioner presses against your outstrectched hand or arm.
-UNDAs that strengthen you (think Popeye and spinach) are considered compatible.
-UNDAs that weaken you (think Superman and Kryptonite) get eliminated.
From there, you're prescribed a specific formulation...usually a combination of three or four numbers.
My UNDAs--24, 9, 1001--were initially greeted with a rousing round of skepticism.
Me (teasing my Acupuncturist): Really? We're going to do muscle testing? That's so WOO-WOO.
In truth, other 'out there' things like ART testing have proven to be accurate. With nothing to lose, I decided to give it a go.
Curiously, I saddled up to the bar, read the directions, and prepared for my first dose--10 drops on the tongue, hold 30 seconds, wait, then start again.
How do you get it on your tongue? I wondered.
Finally, I found my rhythm...drops on a spoon, spoon in my mouth, hold, bottle back in the package, repeat with the next number.
(FYI: Use plastic spoons here; metal ones may be reactive).
Within in 5 minutes, I sat astonished.
- My head cracked open like a coconut
- Water poured from my sinuses down my throat
- Chunks of substance came out in my stool and urine
- Cold chills took over my body
- By 4:00pm, sleep (and crazy dreams) were my friend
That was yesterday. Today, I am mentally clearer than I have been in months...
well worth the $75.
Hopefully, this will relieve my frozen shoulder, neck, and arm pain...problems I've been told are caused by trapped toxins--particularly in the liver.
Finger's crossed, chicken bone, knock on wood, no whammies...
(insert other outrageous superstitious quotes here)
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