If you asked my husband what annoys him most about me,
one of his top complaints would definitely be my chewing.
Him (as I bite into an apple): You're soooo LOUD!
Me (totally confused): I'm not LOUD. Apples are crunchy.
For 8 years, we've had this exchange over many a food item:
apples, potato chips, corn chips, carrots, etc.
Honestly, I've never understood it.
It's not like I smack my lips or reveal my cud to the masses.
I just bite things...crunchy things.
Aren't crunchy things supposed to have a little ooomph to them?
Today, though, I totally got it.
There we are,
in the movie theater,
eating our smuggled almonds, apples, cheese, and popcorn.
Him: You're so LOUD!!!
Me: How am I supposed to do it?
Him: Let me show you (see video below).
Oh my word.
I am LOUD!!!
Don't tell him though.
I'm still having fun pretending not to notice.
Altered Today: Awareness of eating like a goat.